"Candy was gone for five days and when she came back she seemed troubled about something. I assumed that her visit had not gone as she had expected, b...ut I didn't pry and after a couple of days had gone by she was back to her old self.Six months went by and then Candy again asked if I would mind if she went to visit Marlene. I didn't want her to, but I didn't have a good reason for saying no and I knew I couldn't get away with just saying, "I'd really rather you didn't." All that would. He blushed when she caught him staring – and then chuffed out a surprised laugh when all she did was wiggle her hips at him, purposefully provocative now, with a wide grin. His own armour grew even more uncomfortable, and he sent a brief prayer of thanks to the Maker that the thick leather would at least disguise that fact.And then, when he bent over and preceded her out of the little cave, she whistled – a loud, obnoxious, appreciative whistle. He laughed, right out loud, for the first time. I tried settling down, but it wasn’t for me’ ‘You broke up with George?’ I asked. ‘Yeah, he was just too dull,’ she said, sipping her drink, ‘but then I did meet someone who really opened my eyes to what I’d been missing.’ I smiled, sensing she’d found her Mr. Right after all. ‘Oooh, Who is he? Is he rich? Is he handsome? ‘ ‘He’s not a he,’ she grinned. ‘You mean… another woman?’ She nodded, taking another sip of her drink. ‘Wow!’ I sat there open mouthed, ‘I never thought you of all people. ”The reporter looked at the Chief’s headdress. “But you have so many feathers!”The Chief proudly slapped his chest. “Me Chief. Sleep with all women. Big, small, fat, tall.”Horrified, the female reporter said; “You ought to be hung!”The Chief said, “Damn right. Me hung big like buffalo, long like snake”The offended reporter said, “You don’t have to be hostile!”The Chief replied, “Hoss-style, dog-style, wolf-style, any style!”The reporter cried, “Oh, dear!”“No deer,” said the Chief. “Ass too.