”Then there’s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his crotch.The dentist says, “Madam, I beli...eve you’ve got a hold of my privates.”The woman replies, “Yes. Now, we’re going to be careful not to hurt each other, aren’t we.”Murphy is a trainee nurse in his local GPs surgery. Last week the doctor said, “Murphy I’m going for a round of golf so I’m leaving you in charge, it’s always quiet on Wednesdays.”On his return the doctor asked Murphy how he’d. We sat at opposing ends of the sofa and pretended we were watching something on the TV. A couple of minutes later, my friend and his girlfriend walked in the room, she was about to set off home and had come in to say bye. My friend took her to the door and she departed. Upon his return to the room, he asked what it was on the TV, which we both seemed to be watching so astutely. As neither of us had any idea what it was, his mother simply replied it’s something about Vikings, which would be of. At this time of her life, a ripe thirty-five-year-old, she found herself in the big city. She had big ideas, both in her career and social life. The trouble was, she had no friends, just colleagues that she worked with; she looked on them as people she hardly knew and she was not comfortable opening up to them, not yet anyway.Of course, there was always the internet. Susie knew exactly what a wonderful place that was. It was her saviour, and always had been, in most of the places that she found. He never been on a plane configured like this before, with 2 seats on the left side (facing forward) and 3 on the right — it was a McConnell Douglas S80, according to the info in the seat pocket. It was a long flight from JFK to San Diego, and he couldn’t help but wonder who, if anyone, would be sitting next to him. Meanwhile, Jenny Dawson was stepping through the door at the front of the plane, and felt her stomach flutter nervously. By God, she hated flying, but it was a price worth paying to.
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