" Oooh, thank you Ron that makes me feel more grown up than ever."I gave Jen her the packaged underwear set and as she opened it up her eyes grew wide... and she squealed "God Jimmy that's the most sexy undies I've ever had, come on lets go upstairs for a fashion parade."Ron blushed a little and Jess gave a laugh "Keep them clean for tonight Jen."We went up to 'our' room and Jen stripped off her dressing gown, prancing around naked she mimicked a catwalk model."Get em on, get em on" I chanted.. By the time she got down to her g-string and then removed it but covering herself with and teasing us with the scarf, we were all rather turned on. As no doubt you saw in the pool that day, she has a pretty good body and she really knows how to move."She then gave Dave a little kiss seeing it was his buck's night, but naturally I mentioned that it was mine too, so she gave me an even nicer one as well. Obviously Tony didn't want to be the only guy missing out on a kiss so he asked for and got. Someone really had it in for me. I started to freak out again. As the anxiety built uncontrollably inside me, I let out a scream.I collapsed on the floor next to my bed and became paralyzed by fear.~After a while, I was able to collect myself and made it back to my feet. I slowly got dressed, awkwardly, and looked around my condo. There had to be a clue or note or something about what had happened to me. After a brief search, I noticed nothing out of the ordinary.My hands shook as I looked. Rule number two. Life is a fatal disease. You're gonna die. Accept it. Rule number three. Getting along with people is hard. People are contrary, miserable bastards. I should know--I'm one of 'em. Collorary to rule three. You can't change a stubborn person' s mind. Be it religion, politics, holistic medicine or fashion, it's not worth the effort because you're just going to lose. Second collorary. There's no sense in getting your shorts in a knot over someone else's behavior, beliefs or.