One cold night in Chicago, I left the hotel for a walk and came back with a trashy-looking tabloid. I flipped through the back pages until I found th...e heading "Health Services". There, along with a few legitimately therapeutic massage studios, was a column and a half of women who would be glad to "pamper" and "relax" me for a fee. What the hell -- it was forty-two degrees outside, I was four hundred miles from home, and I'd been both widowed and celibate for almost a year.I made several. “Very nice trim body. Especially love your arse,” he says, “absolutely brilliant.”He reads your mind and your instant desire and in no time at all is kneeling in front of you licking and teasing your cunt lips.“Love your Brazilian,” he smiles between licks.His only contact with you is his lips and his hands on your thighs as he thrusts his tongue into you.I am kneeling behind you holding your hips and kissing and licking your glorious arse cheeks. You are obviously enjoying being pleased by two. You will wear a Justin Bieber T-shirt, a necklace with a photo of him on it and plenty of bangles,andyour denim blue jeans and white trainers, and some soft pink lipstick onyour lips. You will tell the camara how much you adore him. Oh, and thisweekend it is your birthday, aren't you so excited about it? You aregoing to look so good and have so much fun with your friends." shesays."Just like Amber would have done." Wait, is this because of the earring thing? Let's not get carried away.And for. Cathy said, “John, Maria was just on the phone and was asking about rescheduling her visit.”John asked, “What visit?”Cathy replied, “Your stud duties to the women that have deep and endearing crushes on you.”John laughed and said, “Oh, that visit. Check with Kelly and see if she is up to it.”“Okay, I’ll do that,” replied Cathy and then she disconnected.John made his telephone calls, contacting the candidates. All of them were surprised at having been contacted. One refused outright. The other.