" So what else is new?" she replied sarcastically. "I'm going crazy,old man. You must change me back this time," replied Edwina in a muchsofter tone o...f voice simply oozing sex. "I believe I've paid for myalleged crimes many times over by now. I never wanted to be a woman.Have you any idea how it feels to have every man you pass in thestreet staring at you with but that one obvious thought on his mind?" I have some idea of what you're going through, Edwina. Believe itor not, I've spent. "It's nothing like that. I just need your duties as a priest," I said, and then with a word to Al, my clothing changed to that of a visiting bishop of the Church. "Now, my son, shall we see what these emissaries of Brenham do about an official order from their Bishop?" But, My Lord, even as a bishop you have no need to interfere in these matters," Patrick pointed out."True, but then as a representative of the official church to an erring son, they should listen to me." No, My Lord; your son. "Cancel" Call cancelled." Thanks Bitch." Honey were you talking to me?" Uh, no honey. Why?"Crap. I look outside from my recliner. I almost need to mow the grass but as hot and dry as it is if I do it might kill some of it. Besides, I look at the fancy thermometer on my bookcase. It's 10:30 in the morning and already 92 degrees. Weather service web site says high of 99 today. Guess I won't bother with the mowing today. Hell I can't even go outside and fuck around. Damn medicine I take says stay. I felt increasingly connected with the forest and felt my spirit elevating. I was smiling when I approached a clearing.The clearing was no bigger than the village pond I knew as a boy, there was a shaft of pure moonshine painting its presence across the soft grass. Surrounded by small trees and one giant Oak that had spread its branches like arms caressing a lover. I stood in amazement, a family of Deer were standing in full view, staring yet so alive at the Oak. To one side were two.