When she had her breath back she went to her overnight bag and rummaged in it for a moment. 'Try this lover. Make me slippery,' she said, tossing me ...a bottle of baby lotion. She fetched a huge towel from the bathroom, spread it on the bed then lay on it on her stomach facing the window. 'You like that window, don't you?' I said, straddling her thighs and opening the bottle of lotion. 'I like to imagine that people can see us fucking,' she said smiling back at me. I poured some baby lotion. "# 8A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" the bartender inquires. "I want 6 shots of Jagermeister," responded the young man. "6 shots?!? Are you celebrating something?" "Yeah, my first blowjob." "Well, in that case, let me give you a 7th on the house." "No offence, sir. But if 6 shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."# 7A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos and he. A company of well-trained men with great skill and he could not use them, at least not in any conventional manner. He would not go so far as to say they were so well fucked as to never fight again but the situation was close. Stupid, sweet, sickly love was in the air; the kind of gooey-eyed loving that trolls just love to extol.The town of Riverton was a quivering mess of satiated flesh. The fairies had been overly thorough in their dosing of the yellowshit throughout the area. Concerned that. The girl said yes, and I handed her my cue. I directed the guy to the cue rack against a wall. He declined and said that he will watch while I play against the girl.Glad for the company, I thought no more of it, set up the table and made a good break.After a couple of turns, with not many balls sunk, the girl - who played even worse than me - and I found us in the situation that most balls were either blocking pockets, or in the middle of the table. Without any hesitation the girl proceeded to.