Under the lingerie was a set of breast forms. Kenestimated them to be a little larger than Cheree's breasts, which meantthey would be a C cup. He li...fted one up and shouted above the hootingand clapping, "What kind of a boob buys this for a Christmas present?"He replaced the items into the bag as laughter replaced the hoots.Numbers 21 and 22 went without much fanfare. A brass letter box wasswapped for a unidentifiable garden tool, and the last item, a tackyplastic seagull wind chime, was. He had told himself that he was going to get his life on track for years, that he would finish college, get a job, a family of his own, and everything else you're supposed to do. Life doesn't always do what you want.Cursing loudly for not even being able to get a shity job at a fast food restaurant, he was so pissed at how shit his life was. After thinking it over again he just sighed and stared at the sky.I guess tomorrow is a new day, and it might get better he thought to himself as he. * Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or death.* A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.* A hangover is the wrath of grapes.* Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.* Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?* Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.* Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.* When two egotists meet, it’s an I for an I.* A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two tired.* What’s the definition of a will? (It’s a dead give away.)* Time flies. When we got there, I saw that that the ones on either side had all their lights. Mine did too.When I got out of the bus, I got hugged by an older-looking version of Becky. She told me that we were going to talk while Becky talked with my mom in the morning.I carried my boys while Camden took our daughter. Becky’s grandmother told us to go to the house to the right. Bart and Chrissy were with us. When I opened the door, I heard Bambi screaming out as she came. There was the sound of someone.