"5. Drop a marble and say, "oh shoot!! My glass eye!!"6. Say "Darn, this water is cold."7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a c...antaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place six to eight feet. Sigh relaxingly.8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbours while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!"11. Say, "Interesting....more sinkers than. Rani shouted “ahhhhhhhh,” and soon her liquid was exploded and started flowing out. I knew the moment has come to make her feel special and I was going to feel my cock inside her hole. As I started pointing my cock to her hole , Rani immediately grabbed my cock and started to guide my cock into her pussy hole, I deliberately missed it and rubbed her cunt which gave more pleasure to Rani. Rani’s hole was a bit big and not so tight, I slowly started pushing and Rani shouted “come on fuck me you. “Ugh, what a douchebag, but Madison should have told him, it might have helped.“Yea, that is what she has been saying ever since it happened, they could have stayed together, and considering that you are one of the select few she would ever fuck, you came home at a good time.”"How would you know that?" Best friends, duh."“That explains the quiet awkward feeling during the ride home, she wants me too, (sigh) oh boy.” I sat up and stretched my arms, looking down at my crotch, chuckling and. It took so long to conceive Rick it,ll take ages to do it again!” So I put away the latex sheath and gave her my naked cock which was already dribbling precum! It had been a full year since my cock hsd last been buried deep in her womb and the heat seemed incredible as we quickly made up for lost time. I guess it was partly down to the booze, but I shot my heavy load in her fairly soon filling her completely. “Just be our luck that you,re preggers again!” I joked. Famous last words? When we.