I walked right by him to the two newscasters. "OH MY GOD! IT'S BOTH OF YOU! I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN!" I said loudly.Both girls turned to look at me. I ma...de sure to look at their eyes. I got closer and both of them started to smile at me.Both of them said in unison, "Hi." I'm Stanley. Can I get a selfie with both of you? I just love you guys!" I played it up."HEY, STEP BACK SIR!" The cameraman said rounding a corner and coming at me."IT'S ok, Marvin. He is a fan. We want to talk to him. Just prep. Baap mard hi ban sakte.. Aisa jawab deti hu kar ke to vo mujhe kuchh nahi kahta.. Warna mera bhi jeena haram rahta.. Hume baat karte huwe koi 30min ho gaye the to mai bola ki, yaar itni der se tum mujhse baat kar rahi ho, ghar me koi kuch bolega nahi, to vo boli ki, koi hoga to bolega na.. Uske ghar me sirf 3 log hai 2 vo our gupta our 3rd uski saas jinhe lakwa mar diya hai our vo bister me hi padi rahti hai.. Fir usne mere bare me puchha.. Maine apna nam vicky, kam bataya.. Koi 2 minute me. He stared down at them. His hands shot to wherethey were. It seemed like he was trying to push them back in. But thenhis movements changed. G-dammit, he was _rubbing_ them! He moanedagain. His voice was definitely a girl's now.And his face was changing. His nose shrank some, and his lips gotfuller. The way his was standing, with his mouth like that, it wasalmost like he wanted me to kiss him. His hair was growing as I watched,over his ears and down around his shoulders. It got lighter. ?Do you need something Sally? Are we outof washing powder or something???No...I thought...?But she cut me off.?Well, you still have half an hour. There is a pile of ironing by backdoor cupboard, do that before you go if you can. I had better hang thismonstrosity back up till tonight although why I am bothering I do not knowas no doubt it will end up being torn off me and thrown on the floor atthe end of the evening once George has had a few drinks.?My head was spinning. I was trying to process.