She is my beautiful wife, Erin, and I am herhusband Peter. Only now, I am Maid Lucy, and Erin, when she comes in,is to be called Mistress. A long time... ago, before we were married, Erinfound me alone in our apartment - only this day I was dressed in herbra, panties, garters, stockings, and heels, with her 10" dildo buriedin my ass. Needless to say Erin was not pleased, but she did not reactwith malice or hatred. Quite the contrary, she asked - no, ordered - meto come to the living room so we. One prank that fell in between funny and unfunny was a water bomb that soaked Deborah when she was leaving church just as Hollis Newman was walking by. Anita Gonzales was the water thrower but nobody knew. The water soaked Deborah's hair but more significantly, it soaked her white blouse and it was immediately apparent that she wore nothing, not even a brassiere under the cotton shirt. Her firm C-cup breasts were revealed in detail under the fabric and the cold water caused her areola to. ’ Everyone who owns a dog calls it by a sensible name, Like Rover, Boy, Trixie, or just plain, ‘Dog!’ Not me! I don’t know why. Maybe it was because I wasn’t getting any at the time and it was rankling. I will even go as far to say it was a sore subject. Dunno, maybe I should not have called my dog, ‘Sex!’ Little did I know then what an embarrassment it would be for my wife and I. Like when I went to the post office, in those days you needed a licence to keep a dog. The lady behind the counter. We alternate picking the restaurant. We enjoy telling pilot stories about the good old days. “Oh my God, then there was time when…..The difference was I had flown in combat and he had not. He told me how much he admired me for this. That I had seen tracers coming from the ground at my aircraft and he had not. That I faced death by hostile fire and he had not. He went so far as to say that I am his hero. Hey, his words not mine, I’m just telling the story. This set off my gaydar which had.