For some unknown reason I looked back behind me and saw a hoard of shadowy figures coming towards me their limbs moving in unnatural ways some had ext...ra appendages jutting out from their bodies those came closer to me as all I saw were beady red eyes on them when I woke up gasping for breath. I looked around and saw that I was by myself in the cell and the whole habitable zone was quiet. I felt sick to my stomach and went to the toilet and began to puke up a watery fluid probably some funky. As I was fixing my dinner, I couldn’t help but remember that I was making Kevin’s favorite meal. Maybe it was because I missed him..or it could have been I was carrying his offspring.As I set the table to eat I heard a knock on my front door. Who in the hell is that? I thought to myself as I walked to the door. I didn’t think to look through the peep hole, so when I opened the door I got one hell of a suprise…There stood the love of my life, all six foot of him. He was wearing his ACUs again, I. It?s a funny thing? I?vealways thought my ass was too big and fat, but I also know that lot?s of menseemed to find it really attractive. I couldn?t begin to count the number oftimes I?ve caught some guy leering at my backside when I?ve been out and about.In fact, I have to admit that I like the attention and often dress for it. One of my favourite outfits includes a pair of light-weight whitepants that hug my ass and legs and reveal every dimple on my butt cheeks. It?sabout as close as I can. And a pie or two. We both do it. I take the credit," I giggled."I'll let you," he said.A tree. "Real tree," I said. "Did you do one last year?"My Stoney shook his head in the negative. "No. Not just for me." It doesn't have to be a big tree, but can we?" Why is it that THIS guy makes me wanna go all Normal Rockwell or Currier and Ives?My guy smiled. "Little Christmas tree it is..."So here's my little home, complete with husband and Christmas tree and somebody donated a cookbook so the air one.