She was wearing a simple printed top and jeans and was looking beautiful without any makeup. At that moment I knew I was going to have an attraction t...owards her which scared me a bit as I thought my days of crushing over older teachers and women, in general, were behind in my yesteryear of school. In the following days, I started trying to figure out her routine or any common time when we both would be out just to catch a glimpse of her. I got lucky when one day I reached home early and I saw. Thegirls would most likely be grossed out by his display of testosterone,but hey, lots of girls trained. He'd even offer to teach them a littleif they wanted. As a red belt, he was expected to assist with classesonce in a while, as training for his own (far in the future) black beltpromotion. Ah well, the best laid plans, yada, yada, yada.They got to the farm, got out and greeted their family. His aunt Susanwas just as feminine (read girly!) dressed as her daughters were, andall of them. She was really a glamorous woman. Probably the most glamorous opponent I have ever had to deal with in my professional life. But still she was nothing but a job-related opponent to me, I recalled myself. Therefore I cleared my throat and began: "As you might have noticed already, the paragraph 3a of the 'German Open Asset Questions Regulation Act' forces you to waive your right of restitution for the benefit of any current investor who generates jobs. Now I have to tell you, that the town of. ..back in my day there was a saying people had when they picked up hitchhikers, cash, grass, or ass......nobody rides for free!" and she laughed! I laughed as well and she said "I'm fairly well off, so I don't need cash. I don't toke anymore, so I don't need grass, I guess that just leaves ass huh?" and she chuckled agian! I laughed as well and said "I guess it does!" She looked at me seriously and asked how old I was and when she realized I was legal, relaxed and made her confession to me..