’ ‘Alone.’ ‘Yes… of course…’ I was surprised by his terse manner. ‘Should I bandage you first? Or do you want me to do that after?’ ...‘After, I guess.’ ‘I’ll wash your trousers for you… but I must warn you that I don’t have anything else for you to wear.’ ‘Doesn’t your husband have clothes here?’ ‘Yes, Chad has a few things here… but they’re much too small for you.’ ‘Well, I guess you’ve seen me naked before…’ he grumbled. ‘Look, I’ll help you bathe. You needn’t worry about propriety… my. ”Shelly boli, “To agar main tumhare sath karti to tum meri maa ke sath nahi karte?” Maine bola,”Nahi karta.” Shelly boli, “Fir meri maa ki pyas kaun bujhata?” Maine kaha, “Bohut ladke hai jo tumhari maa ko kass kass ke le sakte hai mujhe sirf tu chahiye.”Shelly boli, “To fir bahana karna hi tha to pucha kyu nahi?” Maine kuch nahi bola aur Shelly ko le ke movie ki jagah uske ghar wapas le aaya. Maine kaha, “Theek hai, aa ja andar aur apni mummy ko kuch mat bolna.” Main aur Shelly baat karte. I cannot visit the strip joint with nine women dancing, because the cops closed it down. Damn, they sure know how to ruin a man’s night of fun! I won’t even talk to my new lover for even eight seconds; turns out, she is fucking hooker. I also deleted all those so called hot emails the bitch sent me for the past seven months. I also regret fucking my wife the other morning at six a.m. I also arranged to pay off those five credit card bills and it felt good to cut them up. I already have four. ”“Diana still works here?”“Of course, she does.”I chew my lip. I don’t like this. “Have her come out here, then,” I say.Kathy gives an over-dramatic sigh and disappears back around the corner.A few minutes later, Diana comes around the corner and my jaw drops. She’s gone from my grandmother to a total milf, like a killer porn star in her late forties that only gets cast in roles as the slutty step-mother. Damn. Her blouse isn’t flowery or bulky. It’s smooth crème-colored silk with sleek lines.