Stop trying to fix your computer. Bring your tablet to the cave in the park now. You will be rewarded.' The same message appeared on my phone, though ...when I picked it up, it reverted back to the google map.I had to admit I was intrigued, and even though I can admit in hindsight it was probably a dumb idea, I was curious enough to grab my android tablet, pick up the phone, and head out. I walked to the park, following the map, and looked around. Of course this being google maps, it was only so. Afterall I was his mother. He never refused to anything I asked for. He was just what I needed.Sometimes he would catch me offguard and kiss me on my lips for a little too long. Sometimes he would smack my ass as he walked beside me. His favourite was watching my bend over to pick up something. But then he did that with every other girl. So I no longer felt special. He was a gentleman afterall.My daughter Nicole is a 19 year old innocent schoolgirl who is my prize. She wore the cutest little. What time is now?" The ladies looked at me expectantly. I thought all computers came up with internal clocks."Half past three." Idiot!", the mistress hissed. "The date!" It's amazing, it now came to me, how life-like they all behaved. I gave her the date, and she did not fail to behave humanlike."Are you telling me, that I've been turned off for TWO YEARS?" She clenched her hands in fists, and looked upwards, screaming."We're all in bad shape, mistress", Yolanda stated. "There was no service,. So unfamiliar; an alien landscapewaiting to be mapped and charted.The minutes drifted by in a purple fog. His fingers dartedback and forth, teasing and tickling and nibbling away likea minnow. His temperature rose to feverish levels, he couldbarely stand upright. He found himself shivering like aleaf in a hurricane; his belly was strumming like anovertuned guitar string.Huge, mauve stars suddenly exploded across his field ofvision. His index finger had brushed against something. Aninconspicuous.