Mr. Kindle cleared his throat and said, “Being of a rather cantankerous nature, Napoleon did the unexpected. He packaged all three flavors together ...and named it after himself. It came to be known as, “Neapolitan Ice Cream, ‘ as a result of a typo by some idiot typesetter.”“That’s the Napoleon connection,” Sean said. He leaned over to Suzie and said, “I hope he reads the footnote.”“There’s a footnote here. Let me read it,” Mr. Kindle said. “As a side note, Napoleon went to Egypt to civilize the. This always makes my FUCK HOLE wet when you talk of punishing me mmmm and I suck harder and deeeeper so I can taste this THICK CREAMY load. ZEUS feels like STEEL and you arch your back and curl your toes and I know it is time to swallow fast because it is going to be a big HOT MESSY load. YOU pull my head up slightly and say OPEN WIDE my lil SLUT, then shoving that MASSIVE EXPLODING BLACK COCK all the way down my throat I start choking and gagging, but I don't spill a drop of my precious treat. I had always secretly fantasized about seeing my wife with another man. And although the idea of this was likely not to happen in our own house in front of her friends, I was still hard thinking about her seeing a stripper. Over the following weeks while they planned, I had begun jerking off to all kinds of porn featuring a group of woman with a male stripper. When it came closer to the date, my wife brought up the subject of the entertainment. I told her, "you know the guy strippers aren't. It belongs to the American people and it is not for sale.”Even later, on May 6, 1971, when Congress was preparing to award him the Medal of Honor on his 87th birthday, he refused to accept it, writing, “I don’t consider that I have done anything which should be the reason for any award, Congressional or otherwise.” As president, he paid for all of his own travel expenses and food.Modern politicians have found a new level of success in cashing in on the Presidency, resulting in untold wealth..
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