And the gift I received from her mother left me quite speechless…My future mother-in-law took out a small glass bottle/vial and held it up to show m...y wife and I. She handed it to us for closer inspection. The little bottle had both Chinese characters and English text too. I started reading…Very quickly I realized this was a sexual oil/lubricant! What I was reading were instructions on how to use the oil to massage a man's penis. The short text explained the main technique of how to lube and. (Which is still true today!)Say thanks to Allan B for this hilarious group... Here’s some moreThese fried insect legs really ARE the bees’ knees.The baby looks just like his father. I wish he looked like my husband, instead.The baby isn’t out yet. You’ll have to wait 16 years before he tells you he’s gay... Yes, ma’am, this IS the maternity hospital, but no. We don’t have any return policy.How can you tell if your gas station attendant used to be a porn star?When the gas starts coming out, he. Of course, she would never get pregnant, but what woman wouldn't consider herself blessed to have a child by a demigod, which I was sure to be by then. Even those women who didn't get pregnant would still have been greatly honored.We both started laying the groundwork for this escalation of Aquaria and Romeo into the direct running of the affairs of Ruma. The easiest way to get me accepted as a demigod was for me to do something heroic and miraculous. I didn't know what this would be, but I. You look at me and you smile. You peel off your clothes, and walk over to the bed and sit down next to where I am laying….. You stroke my hair and my face, and tell me how beautiful I am. Then you plant the longest, most passionate kiss on my lips. You take your hands..and you start to stroke and play with my breasts. You position yourself on top of me, and you kiss my face, my lips, my neck….all the way down to between my breasts. You then, push my breasts together and begin sucking and lick.