By the way, we had sex about once a month. Can you imagine that?I’d been always drawn to older women. After having sex with my mother-in-law (she wa...s 30 years older than me) I realized I really liked mature or even elderly ladies. I wanna tell you a story about me and my mother-in-law. The story happened two years before I got divorced.My wife was away on a course with her work, my farther-in-law was out of town too. My mother-in-law invited me for dinner on Saturday. While laying the table she. She couldn’t make the wedding, because she was in Atlanta with her robotics club at some competition. I guess she was having fun though, what with ten colleges worth of geeks with whom to socialize.After the wedding, life bounced along for me. Some days were good for me and some were bad, but gradually I was having more of the good ones. On the first of November, I had to hire a third superintendent, because we had more than thirty houses in the ground. I had to add a bookkeeper to the office. English is our first and second language.It is perfectly acceptable to brag about the size of your emergency generator.We have alligators here in Florida and they WILL bite you.Don't be stupid and try to feed or pet one.When a hurricane is headed our way, even though you have advance warning and you are told to be prepared, you're not a true Floridian unless you wait until the absolute last minute to go to Home Depot to pick up plywood or to Publix to stock up water, ice, and potato chips.You. And I'm worried about you taking risks like this." Oh, honey, oh, I'm so sorry you saw those. I get so lonely, you know, for a man, someone to, well, make love with. I'm so sorry." You can't do it like this. It's just so risky." What can I do then? I'm lonely, Travis?" Well, you can have someone who cares about you, someone who wouldn't ever hurt you, someone you could trust." Well, I've been trying to find someone like that, it's just hard." What about me?" I asked knowing it was a.