We were told that when we became married we would do our duty in allowing our husbands to do what they needed to do to us.Modesty was seen as very imp...ortant so that when we undressed for bed in the dorm we would always pull on our nightdress before reaching up inside it to remove our knickers. When we changed for gym we would face the wall so there was no chance of anyone seeing our breasts or, heaven forbid, anything "down there". Of course facing the wall meant that one's curved girlish. ”A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intents and purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on his magnificent other, who takes him for granite.Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely destroys everything.A question mark walks into a bar?A non sequitur walks into a bar. In a strong wind, even turkeys can fly.Papyrus and Comic Sans walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Get out -- we don’t serve your type.”A mixed metaphor. The woman in the picture looked in impossibly good health, looking over her shoulder towards the camera as she was walking away, long dark hair obscuring the other shoulder. She wore a cream cardigan. He remembered buying that for her, a present for her twenty fifth birthday. She'd loved it, and wore it a lot. In the photo she seemed to be saying goodbye, ready to walk off into the distance. It seemed so appropriate now.Stan saw it, and flashed back to that day, and Caron's happy face, her. Mousi: achaa pehale kabhi acchi nahi dikhati thi kay?Me: aaise baat nahi mousi par aaj to aap gajab dikh rahi hooo aur mai under gaya aur mousi ko hmesha ki trah hug kiya or mousi ne nhi muze hug karke mathe pe kiss kiyaFir me fresh ho gaya TV dekhne lag khuch der baad humne khanaa khaya aur me bahar hi so gaya par muje rat bhar need nahi aa rahi thi bas mousi ke bade bade mummy hi dikh rahe the kaise taise karke me soya. Subha mousi ne muje uthaya aur me fresh ho gaya aur college gaya waha par.
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