Bring an application for my wife to fill out. I'll have her ready for you." said the short guy. I nodded my head "Yes!"It was about a 45 minute drive ...to the short guy house in the suburbs. I had on a blue pinstripe suit and yellow tie. A white button down long sleeve shirt. I shaved some body hair. But on some cologne and body spray. I left my socks, and underwear in my dresser. I smiled when I pulled up and saw all the white trash junk in the yard. The old car on blocks, the toilet bowl. Oh, and I'll be going up to the Bay Area about once a month. We have three key customers that I'm responsible for and quite a few prospects. So, I'm really psyched." Well, it's a hell of an opportunity, Cheryl. My little sister makes the big time. It's quite a big job. Again, congratulations. Sounds perfect." Poor Charlie, here, he'll have to eat canned dog food while I'm gone. He's hopeless in the kitchen. I'll have to buy him Alpo in pull-off top cans. He can't even operate a can opener, poor. Me: Please yaar btao.She: Mujhe nahi pata.Me: Please yaar tum to sharma rahi ho. Kal to keh rahi thi ki tumhe kuch nahi hota. Please btao na.She: Acha suno 32 28 34 khus.Me: Shruti Tum bahut khubsurat ho. Agar tum meri behen na hoti to mai tumse shadi kar leta. Jis ladke se bhi tumhari shadi hogi vo bahut khus naseeb hoga. Ek ladke ko jo kuch chahiye vo sab hai tumhare pass.She: Acha bachu.Me: Haa didi. Ab to hum dost hai na. Toh please mere liye ek baar…..She: Ha bolo kya ek baar?Me: Mai tumhe. But, it was like talking to a doorknob :( Or two doorknobs ... Nobs! Big horny bullying knobs :o--Earlier that morning I'd been waxing up. I decided to go all gothic metalbabe on them, cause they seemed to be very boring, into trashy music, pumping iron while watching wrestling and violent hardcore porn ;DI layed a very light tone on my face and covered my whole waxed body with a thin layer of babyoil, looking all slippery :D My eyes all smokey with cateye eyeliner, fake lashes and high black.