“We’ve one or two long term residents, and several that their ... sponsors ... would be relieved to be able to stop paying for. A stay at the Hors...eshoe is quite expensive. Once an indenture is complete, we need to either extend or discharge the trainee. If the sponsor is unwilling to accept the trainee back, our options are limited. We’re getting some funding from the penal budget, but I’m not at all sure the best use of it is maintaining an ... inmate ... who is becoming institutionalised. If. You?”“Not now. I learned more about ‘equitable distribution’ than I cared to.”“Missouri isn’t a community property state?”“Nope. Should have stayed in Palo Alto.”We weren’t on a date. I had explained to Walker, “It’s a challenge for me. I need Chip’s help, but I can’t tell him what it’s about.”Pilar said, “Is he cute?”“As a bug’s ear.”My dilemma was that I needed game tape. Tapes. A lot of them. Every game that Sandy Seaver pitched in. But I couldn’t tell Chip that. And certainly couldn’t ask. I said I wanted breast implantsthe same size as my falsies, my face to be made more feminine, dentalwork and also I want to be castrated. She was surprised at that butagreed and went over to her cabinet, returning with two syringes and twovials. She bent me over, lifted up my skirt giving me an injection ineach ass cheek. These she said are female hormones, very powerful andfast acting and in four months I would not believe the changes to mybody. She also gave me some pills to take, two in the. You think your stiff upper lip makes you above the rest of us. Look at me ... I’m me! I have a little Italian in me, a bit of Greek blood, a little Irish and some Spanish blood. What do you say to that?” The Englishman lowered his newspaper, looks over his glasses and replied “How very sporting of your mother!”A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber’s chair and said “I’ll have a shave and a shoe shine”. The barber began to lather his face and sharpen the old straight edge while a.