Before we got to that point though we were talking and drinking a beer when for some reason I decided to admit to him that I had been having sex with ...another friend of ours and asked if he would be willing. He was obviously shocked and thought I was joking. It took a few minutes of joking around before he decided to see if I was serious. He decided to call my bluff by standing up and saying if you want to be my bitch come over here and suck my dick. As I walked over to him and he pulled down. "Santa's Secret Shop. Elf Norbert speaking. Hi, Sandra. What can I getcha? A what-you-say? Holy huh? Could you turn down your... ? Heavenly wha... ? Comma? ... Oh, okay, sure. No prob. Gotcha. Merry Christmas. Bye. Hello. Santa's Secret Shop. Elf Norbert speaking. What can I getcha?"A few short hours later Santa and Mrs. Claus were making final preparations, going over the list, checking it twice. Santa stopped to scratch his beard. "Honey, what's this one? Can you make it out? Those elves have. She was laughing at an old ‘I Love Lucy’ rerun.“You’re up early.”She looked up and smiled at her husband, “I haven’t been to bed.”“What time did the boys finally crash?” By boys, he was referring to their son Josh, his wife’s half-brother Frankie, and Josh’s best friend Bill, or Billy as Lisa called him.“I’m not sure, really. Between four and five I guess.”Lisa looked tired.Ben noticed a large hickie on his wife’s left breast. Frankie’s mark. Something he hadn’t seen in recent weeks. Frankie. ." I'm thinking you're probably right Miss Harris. Miss Kristin, whathappens if a child at Changing Tikes pees their big girl panties?" Ma'am?" Answer the question Kristin." They... they get put back into Pull-Ups ma'am for at least threedays." If they wet one of those that day?" A week of Pull-Ups..." And if they make pee-pee in their big-girl pants a third time?" They go back to diapees until their mommy says it's okay to tryagain? At least three weeks though?" Uh-huh, very good. Now back up.
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