"Hi there!" they both said in unison."Honey, Let me introduce Mary Watson, and this is Cheryl Ermantopz.Ladies, this is my daughter Susan and her frie...nd Janet!"Hello's were exchanged, then Janet and I joined them. The conversation wasmostly about men and boys, theirs and other's. It was...illuminating tosee how they thought about guys, their faults as well as how they wereattractive. With zero experience as a girl who had dealt with boys, I keptmy mouth shut and simply listened. Then Cheryl. ”“Lieutenant,” growled Chesty, “exactly how many Chinese you got up there”?“General, we got a whole shit load of Chinese up here”!“Thank God,” exclaimed Puller, “at least there’s someone up there who knows how to count”!Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb making class in Toronto, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his ass.“If you do not mind me saying,” stated the second, “that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why don’t you take it out?”“I. She was tall (5'8) which he liked and would answer anything. There was no pretending to be offending or skirting around anything too personal.After a few days, Hanson asked her, "So what's your favourite part of a guy?"She replied, "Do you mean his body?" Yes." Well, it would have to be eyes or arms... but if he has a cute ass I ain't going to complain LOL"Hanson re-read the message a few times and took it as his signal to up the ante. "Haha, so you like to grab bums?!" Indeed I do..." Ass is. As her hand quickly and without hesitation moves to her very hard and sensitive clit she rubs it furiously. He is fucking her ass hard and deep. Pausing each time he withdraws for a moment before pounding it back into her. Sensing that she is getting close he buries himself balls deep into her. Removes her hand from her clit, causing her to whimper. With one hand he puts two fingers inside her soaking pussy. With the other he slaps her on her puffy mound. She yelps at the unexpected sting but.