“My niece is going away to college and I wanted to get her a sort of going away present.”The girl leaned forward, resting her elbows on the counte...r which pressed the cleavage peeking from her white blouse into a deep well. “What sort of gift did you have in mind?”I shrugged, “Something simple but pretty. Maybe a chain. I really have no idea.”The girl took a key from her wrist and opened the cabinet below us. “Well, we have a couple of chains here.” She pulled out a delicate gold chain with the. First, our hero, General Colt was recently appointed chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff by the God Given President.Second, the Association For An Almighty America went public. Let me strongly recommend that every person listening to this broadcast join this blessed organization. They, more than any other, have the best interests of the United States at heart.Third, as agents of the Association and following the information given by God to the God Given President, they came within a hair of. ” Inside the room there were several leather couches, a table, several bulletin boards and a refrigerator. Leading from this main room were two doors labels Men and Women. I assumed these were locker rooms or restrooms or changing areas or showers or well, I guess I didn’t know exactly what was behind those doors. The ladies went in the door label Women’s and I found a seat on one of the couches. Only a couple minutes later Alyssa returned to the main room in wind pants and a track jacket. I don’t know how long it actually took him to fall asleep, but I waited at least a half hour laying on the floor counting to myself until I was reasonably sure he was fast asleep. Oh yeah, he was sleeping on the couch while I was on the floor, a pretty important detail. When I lifted my head up and looked at him, he was lying on his stomach, wearing a white tee shirt and light blue pajama pants. He had only one blanket covering him, and it was a pretty small one too. I poked him in the shoulder.