"Damn that's a big cock!" said Dennis handing the picture to me."Actually, I've seen bigger," I added. "On line anyway. And you could tellthey were ...clearly fake." Which is the whole point," put in Nick. "There's such a thing as too big." All about being one step ahead of the competition, right Lady Jane." concludedMike gathering all his pictures."It's Ready Jane," I corrected trying not to laugh.With that Nick and Mike stood up. Nick went first."Which brings us to our big announcement."(Oh. It was inevitable. So, now we all will take our turn in this bed. We will sleep ... or not. Whatever seems appropriate. Is that not the way of marriage?” She had been practising this speech in her head. It sounded better, less stilted in her head; but it came across well anyway. She smiled at him.“Oh, right. Well ... right. But you are all school girls.”“I know, right? Every man’s dream I would think”He moved over and kissed her “How long are you here for then?” He liked her hair, and her. As we reached a dual carriageway the traffic was becoming less and less due to the time in was during the night. I saw a turn off the road up a dark country lane just off the A1 near Wetherby as we drove up the lane a nervous silence hit the van as we both did not know what to expect from this experience. When driving up the lane we came across some workmen's caravans so we thought we had better turn around and find somewhere else to pull over. After what felt like hours but it was only a few. Is this the first time you've been here?"She gave a small laugh. "No, not at all. We've walked these woods for a long time. But it is a big woods, so it's not too surprising that we've never seen each other before."Something drove me to inquire. "You look like you are in really good condition for someone you age. Do you walk a lot?" Then I realized how that might have sounded and I quickly tried to add, "I didn't mean any insult. It's just that so many of the older people I see around look like.