That night I got myself off with my vibe. I guess I got a little loud. I saw my door open a crack and Mom peek in. I pretended not to notice and kept ...going. She closed the door slowly and left. The next morning Mom was already gone when I got up. I took a shower then walked downstairs with my towel wrapped around me. While eating breakfast, I slipped the towel off. I spent the day naked watching TV, hoping the UPS guy or mailman would ring the doorbell. Just before Mom got home I slipped on. After graduating from high school, her grades weren't good enough for a University. She went to the local Community College and took an Associates Degree in a useless field ... she was exactly in the middle of her class. She tried sex ... didn't like it but realized that she must produce an heir.The Princesses married Austins ... a family tradition ... and cheaper than changing the names on all that paperwork. When her biological clock decided that NOW was the time she was already 30. She made. "Because I wanted to." I said, thinking that sounded better."Because I felt like it." I said, thinking that sounded even better."Oh." He said, neutrally."Does this mean you want to be my girlfriend?' He asked very slowly and I thought what a stupid thing to say."No." I said abruptly."I don't know." I added quickly, just in case there was the slightest possibility. "Maybe." I said."I've never actually had a girlfriend before." He said slowly."I've never even had sex." I said, immediately. Luckily, my bedroom was on the ground floor, a pace or two from the door. Once in, we began kissing hungrily like we were bent on devouring each other, while we pulled and yanked at each other’s item of clothing. We were both topless when she dropped down to the floor – for a second I thought she had collapsed- whipped my turgid dick out of my trousers and proceeded to give me a mean blowjob. Urgh! Urgh! Urgh! Were the sounds she made as she sucked, like she was about to choke on the dick or.