Crimson ballet pumps with six-inch heels and ribbons that criss-crossed up my calves. Finally, a selection of diamanté body art tattoos to decorate m...y wondrously exposed décolletage, buttocks and pubis and I was the yummiest, scrummiest, glitteriest, concentrated party adult ever. And so I wiggled and wobbled on tippy-toes out of the house and round to Candy's clutching her beautifully packaged, 'it's a surprise', birthday present. But it was me who got the birthday surprise for who should. I know that she has a choice before her when she does so. To be widowed while she is still young, or to shorten her life to extend yours. It grieves me to know she will suffer either way, and I do not wish to give blessing to such a losing proposition."Harlen felt his heart clench in his chest, and prepared to speak in his own defense."Nay, stay your lips," said Emorianel, interrupting the huntsman before he could speak. "I do not wish to bless that, but I must bless my daughter's happiness.". But once I had had a couple of indiscrete affairs with my tennis coach and one of my k**’s best friends dad, and his brother (that is the k**’s dad’s brother) at a fund raising BBQ a couple of years back, the marriage was as good as over.I am much happier alone. I wasn’t really all that free and easy when I was married and in fact the three men I had sex with were the only three and each time was so spontaneous I can hardly explain why I left the straight and narrow. But recently I have started. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you.4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you.5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other or you could end up dead like me.This one is Compliments of John ACake or BedA husband Is at home watching a football game when his wife Interrupts, honey, could you fix the Light in the hallway? It's been flickering.