Neither of us is shy and neither of you two seems to be so we didn't think that we would shock you by suggesting this. What do you think - do you thin...k you could both handle watching us make love and do you think that it might help you? You don't have to answer us straight away. Go off and think and talk about it and when you decide come and tell us." We pleased that you are taking it so calmly as we thought that we were in deep, deep trouble! I don't know how Julie feels but I'm not the least. After that it gets very pleasurable," she said as she placed hercock against my virginal rosebud.I drew in a deep breath as she slowly pushed it in. It hurt. Once thehead popped past my sphincter, it went smoothly in. "Relax," she said andthen began to slide it in and out a tiny amount. "You'll get used to thisquickly enough."She lengthened her strokes. It stopped hurting. She was occasionallyhitting the prostate. It began to feel pleasurable. I moaned a little."Now you know why I love getting. It tasted funny but my eyes started to clear and focus.“When did you last eat?” Jock demanded. I had to think.“Had a protein shake for breakfast,” I managed.“Somebody, get me an energy bar and a bottle of water,” he shouted. I managed to choke down the dry bar and bottle of water. By then I was feeling pretty much fine, though my stomach was still growling. Desi came pelting down the hall with Beca in tow and I looked at them, amused.“What’s up, girlfriends?” I asked. I hadn’t seen them since. When did everyone suddenly become a critic for The Literary Review? 'Unwieldy plot devices', 'no discernible story', 'unsexy and unbelievable', 'artsy, conceited, self-aggrandising, obnoxious shit'; and those are the publishable comments. Honestly, people! They're just some fun-sized, amateur erotica stories. They're not the translation committee text for The King James Bible or a draft wording for an all-encompassing Middle East Peace Accord.But I digress. None of this was really Albie's.