”The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.Moral to this story : Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always rig...ht, and the other is the husband.A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders.The man says, “A hamburger, fries and a coke,” and turns to the ostrich, “What’s yours?”“I’ll have the same,” says the ostrich.A short time later the waitress returns with the order “That will be $9.40 please,”. Her past servants had all been little more than tools, why did she get the feeling that James was different? She hadn't felt this way about someone in millennia, not since-Her thoughts were interrupted as a bright light suddenly pierced the clouds, engulfing Lilith in a luminous beam. "Great, just what I need right now," thought the succubus.A dulcet feminine voice rang out through the Temple of Venus, emanating from the light itself, "Tell me, Lilith… is this new agent of yours…. One day when she was talking about Gloria and Bill she told me she knew Bill had cheated on Gloria. When Gloria found out she decided she would get revenge and instead of getting a divorce she would cheat on him.She told me it had been going on for years until about three years ago. Gloria had always told her about her one-night stands and all of a sudden she stopped talking about it."Joe, I want you to know that one day over two years ago Gloria broke down and told me she had sex with you. I. ..Sorry" OK, thanks" disappointingly."I know Natalie is around somewhere" "Yeah? OK thanks again," I felt beaten, I walked to the railing of the dance pit and stared into the slew of bodies, remembering what happened there the night before. The cramps in my stomach returned as I thought about Lauren, it became almost unbearable. It couldn't have been my period, I wasn't due for a few weeks. I slightly buckled in pain against the railings. Composing myself, I looked up, across the dance floor..