SCENIC BYWAYSWomen would not exist in a perfect fantasyWorld, not because I detest or loathe them,But because they're superfluous, offeringMerely tit ...for tat, cunt instead of cock,Ovaries in lieu of balls.But, critics may object, without the fair sex,Humanity's doomed, for none but they may bearOffspring, to which I say, There are too many of us now;Men, as lovers of one another, cannot add to the surplusOf crying mouths to feed, no matter how many timesThey spill their fecund seed.But tits, if. I whistled a few tunes briefly such as The Great Escape, hoping to get a giggle or at least an acknowledgment, but no such thing happened. The clock behind me chimed, indicating that it was nine o’clock, but it felt much later. The house was silent for a few minutes and I was wondering when she was going to give in. After all this couldn’t be any more fun for her than it was for me; she spends most of the early evenings sat on the sofa with her phone while I’m at work. Then all of a sudden,. “Will you have breakfast this morning, don Miguel?”Suddenly I was starving even though I was exhausted.“Yes, Sra. Martínez. Thank you.”“And for Srta. Sofía and don Javier, too?”I looked back at my two friends and lovers. They looked at each other and back at me and laughed out loud.“Yes, Sra. Martínez. For them as well, thank you.”Sra. Martínez outdid herself with the local equivalent of huevos rancheros and something that looked and tasted like a mini breakfast burrito with rice and beans and. He released me into Barbara’s care until we arrived at the new planet. I inspected everything I asked for and went over the detailed maps of the area they were going to put us down. Everything seemed to be ready, now it was sit and wait for another 22 hours before we were in position to drop me, Barbara, and everything down to the site. I quizzed myself and Barbara on the skills we received while sleeping and everything checked out fine. We would have to see how things worked out when we.