It's a very generous offer." Too good, I thought...too good to be true, which meant there had to be a hitch. "Now as I told you, I'm a single parent ...so it would be just the three of us here, and there-in lies a bit of a problem. I had expected to hire a female Nanny. I run the business out of my home and frequently have clients visiting. I obviously cant afford to tarnish my reputation by having an unmarried man living here with me so for the sake of appearances, if you accept the. ”Before we could decide anything Faye finished her shower and came back in. But while we were having breakfast it came to me.“I think I might have a stab at a bit of drumming,” I announced. “Not seriously, for the Bi Band, but just for a bit of fun, to play around on. There’s space in the dungeon isn’t there? I’ll just pick up a cheap kit on eBay or something.”Faye took a small breath.“Oh sure,” Alice agreed, “I wouldn’t mind a go myself. I mean Dave Grohl can. I think ‘Bi Band’ is a bit. . Uh, I mean that we’re together.”“We’ll sit here. I want everyone, boys and girls to see us together, and I want to make sure they know I’m yours. Best friends first then whatever you want us to be. Lets go get our Cokes then come back.”I looked up to see Patrick Denton coming toward me. “Hey Joe Don, man I heard about that sporty car, she’s sure a beauty alright.”“Hey Patrick thanks. Gramps got it for my birthday next month. Hey I want you to meet Mary Ellen Greene - she’s my girlfriend and. The instant I entered the room my eyes were drawn to the dresser, wherea manniquin head stood, and on it a short wig of tight yellow curls.She was going to make me look even more like Cupid and less like a man.Rather than risk angering her by hesitating or objecting, I lifted thegolden adornment and placed it over my own hair, which she allowed meto keep short for my boring office job. I snugged it into place andstole a peek at myself in the mirror. I looked like a complete sissy."How sweet,.