If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would've put them on my knees.The kids text me "plz" which is shorter than please. I text back "no" which is sho...rter than "yes".I'm going to retire and live off of my savings. Not sure what I'll do that second week.When did it change from "We the people" to "screw the people"?Even duct tape can't fix stupid ... but it can muffle the sound!Why do I have to press one for English when you're just gonna transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway?Of course. Taylor felt me lose control and humped her ass to help me finish spraying the walls of her womb. When I was done I pulled my dick out of her, pulled up my pants and walked out, back to my room. I had just taken pleasure from my international slut daughter and I wasn’t sure how I should feel about it, or how she would feel about me.Shortly after I went to bed Taylor came into the room and cautiously eased onto the bed beside me. She laid on her side facing me, her face full of worry and fear. "He sensed something about the festival coordinator," explained Miranda as she opened the envelope she'd won, "Something he didn't like." That's not good," agreed Misty, half a smile remaining on her face as Nezumi tilted his head way back and stood helpless upon his haunches, letting her finger gently scratch the nape of this neck as the rattata exaggerated his approval, "He usually likes everybody." If you can see past the sarcastic, often off-colour remarks he makes about them," the. ” John replied kissing her softly on her lips“Yes it was for the both of us. But it looks like my little friend here is ready for the main event.” Sara returned noting his rejuvenated cock pressing her stomach.“You sure you want to go all the way I mean giving me your V card?” john said suddenly not as confident as he had been. “I mean that’s a big deal. Not saying I don’t I want to its just i care about you and want you to be sure.”“Like I said I’ve been waiting for the right guy. But you.