Ab tak mera bhi lund pani chorne wala tha aur mai bola, “mai bhi ayaaaaaa meri jaaaaan? Aur mene bhi apna lund ka pani chor diya aur phir hum logo n...ai apne apne kapre pahene. sweta ki halat us din bahut kharab thi who chal nahi paa rahi thi us din maine sweta ko uske ghar tak chora sweta phir teen dino tak office nahi aayi teen din bad jab sweta office aayi to who bahut bujhi bujhi si thi who boli ki mere ghar walo ko shak ho gaya hai ki main koi galat kam kar rahi hoo isliye aaj kai bad main. No wonder she was on my case for coming home plastered.In my defence, however, I'm not a big drinker; which is why having perhaps a few pints over my, admittedly low, limit had had such a big effect on me. I tried reasoning:"Look, Love, you know it's not something I do very often: it was Jimmy Swain's daughter's first baby—you remember young Monica—and Jimmy's first grandchild, and I kind of got sucked into the celebration. I swear on that baby's head that I'll try never to let it happen again!. Alana flicked her turn signal.I raised an eyebrow at her. “Really? Blinker out of my driveway?”“Dude, I’ve been doing this way longer than you.”“I sure glad I didn’t have you for my driving test!”Alana sniggered. “All right, pipe down so we can hear this awesome music!”She made the turn just as the opening part of Four Days filled the car. The volume went way up and we headed off down the road, singing along.I was in good spirits when we arrived at the property. Hearing the album had been. Hopefully, it will reduce. I will prepare something for lunch aunty.”Shruthi Aunty: “Oh ok. Good. Take care baby”Me. “Thanks, aunty. Sure.”Shruthi Aunty: “I had thought that you had forgotten me, so u didn’t text me back”Me: “Come on aunty, how can I forget you. You are such a sweetheart. And my favourite aunty.”Shruthi Aunty: “Oh. That’s so sweet of u baby. Hehe”Me. “You are welcome aunty” (followed by a Kissing smiley)I sent a kissing smiley to aunty and after sending it I regretted what her.