You know how, in the old cowboy movies, the character facing amputation begs the doctor, “Don’t cut off my leg, Doc! I won’t be half a man! I’...ll die first!” Well, Eddie would be happy to die first. I mean, I think he kind of looked forward to it.I don’t know what Confederacy ethics guided the whole “reprogram Eddie” project. I mean, are AIs seen as completely sentient, autonomous citizens in the Confederacy? I know that reprogramming Eddie took the cooperation of several other AIs, so it’s not. I head over to the pole and up the several steps. It is sort of dark in this corner and I pause to look around to see if I can see Brian at the bar before I tentatively start to dance. Once I start, however, I don’t seem to be able to stop and soon I’m humping the poll like a bitch in heat. Suddenly there are lights on me as a dozen multicolored spotlights hit me at the same time. There would have been more, but half the lights are burnt out. Still every head in the place swivels to look at me,. For those unfamiliar with Toronto, the Danforth is a major street that runs east from downtown and goes through a traditionally Greek neighborhood. It’s a great strip for all kinds of restaurants and pubs. Also for those unfamiliar with Toronto for some reason ‘the’ commonly precedes Danforth when referring to this street. I’m not sure why, but it does. Anyway, I didn’t know too many people in town when I first arrived and as much for something to do as for company, I started calling a dating. .you promise to take me home then?”Jack nods.Nervously, I pull my top up again, and this time I unclip the fastener on the front of the bra. Its drops open and my small, firm breasts are revealed to them all. The cold air touches my skin, and I feel my nipples tingling and becoming erect.“Whaaa hey...yes...gorgeous tits,” they shout, staring as I stand there before them. Jack is grinning.“So that’s what you’ve been hiding from me,” he says.“Can we go now?” I say, pulling my top down,.