A fat slumbering rattler with a body the size of my arm and about as long as I am tall became the catch of the day.“Want to do the honors?” I offe...red her my hunting knife, which she promptly refused.“I hate snakes. You take care of it.” Alice took a step backward.I was pissed and perplexed. My partner, the wild mountain woman, had no problem slaughtering Bambi but went AWOL when it came to putting food on the table to keep us alive in our Godforsaken cave. Go figure.Except sucking on my. The floor was covered from wall to wallwith a pale beige thick-pile carpet. There were two matching occasionalchairs, a desk and upright chair and a comfy-looking armchair as well. Ihad a quick look at the wardrobe and drawers, but they were all emptyexcept for the two obligatory wire hangers that had somehow found theirway into the wardrobe. Did they have a life of their own or were theysupplied as part of the flat-pack?"Will that do for you?" she asked. "I'm sorry I haven't. His trousers were down and his cock was straight up."What do you think you are doing?" I yelled in rage at him."Just helping you out, babe, your hubby will not be much good to you tonight…and I can see that you need some relief…”I tried to escape from his strong hands, but he just smiled and ignored me.Then he put his hands between my knees and gently spread my thighs apart. I was shocked about my own arousal, because my muscles felt like mush, giving absolutely no resistance to his. It must have gone right through your panties. I'll take it out!”“DON”T YOU DARE!” I told excitedly.That was probably the last think he expected to hear me say. I'm sure at the time he was thinking that it shouldn't have happened and, under any other circumstance he would have been right. Confused, he asked, “What?”“You didn't rip though them!” I explained.Still not comprehending, he started to ask, “But how did I...”“Because they're crotchless!” I told him, cutting him off in.