This was when I knew I was truly being set up. The boys never cared about calendars."Then we shall go to the hermitage tomorrow right after breakfast.... He has the main hall midweek mornings." Who is Ghordun?" I asked. Of course I asked, it was assumed I would ask, and I did not feel like disappointing any of the conspirators."He is a blade master, and a master smith. Now, Pacasin, remember what we learned this morning about tenses?" Yes master," I agreed. There were no tenses. Everything in Old. Shall we go into my office Alan said Sandra could just about stand up her knees nearly gave way as Alan Lizzie and Micky went into his office you know Micky Sandra Alan said i do Sandra said he comes to sunday school where i teach .Well well well this should be fun then Alan said .Please dont make me have sex with him Sandra pleaded hes just a k** and im a 47 year old granny hes so young .Sandra you know i own your body for 90 mins you will do anything i tell you ok if i tell you to fuck Micky. We spoke for a few minutes and then he put Rita on. Now I knew this was for real. She sounded very nice also. We set up a time and place to meet the following week for lunch, just to get to know each other.On the appointed day, I arrived at the restaurant and waited in the front, looking towards the parking lot. I did not know what the hell to expect. Every time another car pulled in with two people in it, I stood straight, looking. Finally, a car pulled into a spot and a nice looking couple. " I thought I trained you better than that, Corporal."He's been calling me Corporal since I was five years-old. I'm not sure why. The same way I'm not sure why other members of my family do the goofy things they do."You know how it is, Sir."He turned back to the girls."Beth, step forward!"She obeyed and he said, "Why were you seven girls trying to cut off Amy's hair?" She cheated, Sir. And now she could be having his baby and there's no way the rest of us have a fair chance in the contest.".