I get up, wrap the towel around me and see that my watch says it’s already after 5. Must still have been a little drunk because walking in those hee...ls wasn’t easy and I’m actually thinking about what it would be like to fuck this guy. I needed to get dressed to go out. He was off the phone then and between me and the back door. His stares were making me horny. I asked him if he spoke English and he politely said no mam. I thought it looked like his pants were bulging and suddenly remembered. . I don'tnurse from her like the others.'I cried loudly for several minutes before Caireen appeared. She had herown share of vivid bruises on her face and arms, and walked with a limpthat looked like her right knee had taken a hit. I held my hands out toher and she carefully picked me up and squeezed me. "Oh baby, I'm soglad you're okay!" she told me.I stopped crying and just enjoyed being in her embrace for a momentbefore squirming. "Poopy," I told her simply.She smiled. "That you are!"I was. It wasn't an accident, I am sure, for our eyes locked for a few awful seconds and my heart leaped into my mouth. She held my gaze and then (I swear to God) a tiny smile of amusement played at the corners of her mouth before she turned and walked back the way she had come. I was, as I'm sure you can imagine, totally mortified.Did she know I was there the whole time she was peeing?I guess I'll never know the answer to that question... I laid pretty low for the remainder of that family gathering. . and I needed it.Normally, I would have let the bastard bitch and moan at me for a bit to see if he knew any new curse words that I could learn to use later, but I really needed to very quickly make an example. So out came the sword and with one extremely sharp clean stroke through the neck I had a severed Unicorn's head all ready to be stuffed and mounted ... assuming that someone could get the horned head unscrewed out of the stone pillar. Petty problems ... that's why they invented.