She giggled, squirmed and jumped up and down at certain parts of the story, but in the end, I knew what the result would be."Aw, you are so adorable! ...To even think my bull of a boyfriend would accept you into our little arrangement is...well...it's cute, but you know it's never going to happen. I know you've had those kinds of tendencies since I first made you suck a strap-on, but it'll be our little secret! Now, lick up, I want my shoes extra clean this week!"I did as my Ex commanded and used. And no, it's asign of prejudice to believe that gays and lesbians look different thanyou and me. Homosexual males don't necessarily look effeminate; nor dolesbians necessarily look masculine. It's an Old Husband's Tale tobelieve that they always do." So how do they find each other," asked Rachel, "if they don't look atall different from normal people? I mean they're going to get theirfaces slapped a lot of times if they can't tell the difference betweena girl like me and a lesbian." Rachel. Eventually, all he had to do was snap his fingers and I would fall to my knees and take him all the way down my throat without protest.The second time I babysat for them, the pregnant wife sat on my boobs and pushed her hairy cunt into my face telling me “Lick me until I come and make certain you clean me up when I am finished.” Now, that doesn’t bother me at all except for women with real hairy bushes. I hate getting it stuck in between my teeth and the texture of hair really turns me off and. “Calm down darling, and don’t be so selfish.”“It’s your birthday.”“I’m aware of that stupid, that’s why I took the liberty of canceling. Besides, my friend Charlotte has catered us a seafood dinner.”“She what?!”“Kyle, dear, sometimes you can be so dense. We are staying home tonight and that’s final.”It was useless to argue with her. She always got her way.Later as we were eating in the romantic candlelight, I couldn’t take my eyes off her she looked stunning. I had to be the luckiest man alive,.