I booked in and went to my room. It was quite nice, I thought. A three quarter bed and a large double, tea and coffee, small kettle, TV, a small sette...e, and en-suite bathroom with shower over. The walls were an acceptable shade of beige with the colour being injected by the bedding, curtains and soft furnishings. There were the usual pieces of what I call ‘furniture’ art on the wall. The perfect, bland, setting that will not annoy anyone except the most rabid design freaks. I was quite happy. “Yes,” he finished, “I think you’re gay.”“You’re also a scientist and follow scientific methods. What evidence do you have that I’m gay? Have you seen me kissing another boy or indulging in gay sex?”“Well, not exactly.”“So why do you think I’m gay?”“I don’t know. It’s just that everything about you screams ‘gay’.”“Like the quality of my interior decorating? You’ve seen my room, haven’t you! And how about my hairdressing skills?” I ran my hand through my unruly mop of hair to emphasis just how. "Sasha started to laugh before Stefania continued, "I'm serious. Thesethings run like crazy. You can go through packs of them like that,"before she snapped her fingers."So, I should be careful...." Stay away from them entirely. You're too rough for super delicates.You should stick to thick, high denier stuff." So, I won't have to shave my legs," Sasha said with a smile."Oh, no you will. Your hair will poke right through your tights andthey're not all opaque," Stefania cautioned."What's. . but only after he'd dated me first" Anna explained."Oh no ... he didn't" I gasped.Anna looked at me with a concerned look before asking "Why does that really seem to worry you?"I pondered my answer before deciding that honesty was the best policy."Anna ... my nickname is 'horse' ... and my mates and co-workers make it their business to make my life hell by arranging 'dates' for me" I explained before continuing " ... but the dates are normally with girls that I wouldn't like ... or who cancel.