There was a dull thud as the basement door closed behind me and a sense of dread started to catch in my throat.I walked down into a dimly lit room and... paused. The backpack over my shoulder was heavy with equipment so I set it down. In the center was a large wooden restraint with many straps and adjustments to hold a victim in a variety of positions. It was configured as a horse at an optimal height for strap-on play. She gestured to a table where I should place the shock devices and probes.. Zero to bitch in 10 secondsI don't discriminate, I hate everyone!Life is like a bowl of cherries, and I'm in the pits!Can't sleep, clown will eat me; Can't sleep, clown will eat me......Wine me, Dine me, 69 me!Student Driver-Get the hell out of my way!HONK! If Monica Lewinsky blew you!Constipated people don't give a crap.Practice safe sex, go screw yourself.If you drink don't park, accidents cause people.Who lit the fuse on your tampon?If you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth. I saw Liz dancing in the middle of the room in front of five of my closest buddies. She was wearing a skirt and that was all and she was doing her best to imitate a stripper. Mike motioned her over to him and she squatted in front of him and swayed from side to side while he ran a hand up her leg. Dave had a video camera going and Liz danced over to him and lifted her skirt to show him her bare pussy and Dave bent down and zoomed right in on it. Then he reached out and stuck a finger in her. She couldn’t see me smile in appreciation, but as tempting as it was, I didn’t think it was the right thing to do.“I remember just how much fun it was,” I whispered. “But it’s not a good idea.”“Kara said it was OK if you wanted my gift!” she whispered, moving her hips in a way designed to get a reaction.“Kara talks too much!” I laughed softly, willing the blood to flow elsewhere.The song ended and she kissed me on the cheek.“Anytime, Steve,” she smiled. “Just ask.”I nodded and moved to stand.