I want to hear what Pappy's seen that was stranger that might make him want to leave."Coffee around the kitchen table had been the accepted forum for ...any serious discussion on the ranch since Seth was a little boy. Determining what to do about a bad report card was decided at the kitchen table over coffee. The same level of seriousness was applied when deciding what to do about a mountain lion killing calves."I want to hear about what could scare Pappy off," Seth muttered. "I've never seen him. ?That wasn’t so bad, was it?? Miss Westlake said when she dismounted Christine’s face and sat beside her, smiling. Both women were panting, faces glistening with sweat.Christine smiled uncertainly, not knowing how she should answer. She had just had sex with a woman. Was she a lesbian now? She didn’t want to be a lesbian. But she had to admit that she did climax from this woman’s touches, and the feeling was incredible. Better than any dildo or vibrator could give her. ?I didn’t have a choice,?. Oh, shit!Vanessa was looking straight at me. She seemed to have trouble keeping her head steady and her eyes seemed to have trouble focusing. She produced a crooked smile.I jerked away to the other end of the couch.She opened her mouth and words came out. It wasn't the words I expected. I thought I was going to hear, "What the hell are you doing?" I expected it to sound loud and livid."That feels nice."Her speech was a little slurred but it was clear what she said. It was especially clear what. . ... Not me -- I concentrate on solutions for the problems -- it’s a win-win situation.* Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.* Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levees.* Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.Any other problems you would like for me to solve today? Yes!Think about this: 1. Cows 2. The Constitution 3. The Ten CommandmentsCOWS Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government.