I'm not usually the type of girl to compliment myself but facts are facts. I'm telling you so that you will know what kind a girl I am and what I look... like.I must admit that sometimes I get turned on just looking at myself in the mirror. A former boyfriend once told me that my body was tailor made to make men horny. Thinking about that makes me horny. When I get into these moods I try to imagine how a man would like to see me dress. I know they like my large firm tits, slender legs and tight. Jodie met me at the door, she’d only arrived 20 minutes before me, and said “Hello loser, beat you again!” She gave me a hug and said “you stink”! Nice welcome I thought, “no wonder you’re still a virgin” she said. This was her usual attempt to put me down as she knew I knew she’d had a few boyfriends but nothing serious. There was no point in arguing otherwise as she would always say I was lying to save face!We all chatted for a while but it was late and my parents said they were off to bed; I. "He kinda- kinda hasa girlfriend. In Cardiff, I mean." Oh, umm, okay," I say. "Well, umm, fair enough, I suppose?" And it isfair enough, really- I dumped him as he really wasn't 'Prince Charming'material so I can hardly fault him for looking for someone else. ThoughI won't deny it hurts a little that he, the sarcastic self-proclaimednerd who fiddles around with robots all day, found someone before Idid..."Okay," Ian says. "He met her after she recognised him from Robot Wars,he's been playing on. Her mouth looked so strange with her teeth out and she looked older than her thirty-seven years. She popped them back in her mouth almost immediately and I knew she had done it just to be completely honest about her lack of natural teeth. For a few seconds, I was sexually put off by the exposure but after a startled moment, I realized I was actually sexually aroused by her oral shortcomings and I wondered how it would feel to be sucked off by an attractive woman like her with her teeth taken.