Sure you can laugh, but I never was attracted to anyone enough to want tohave sex. I had a great childhood and at times wished I was a teen again.I es...pecially enjoyed fooling around with my buddies after school and onweekends. We would wrestle and tease each other and just act like normalteenagers messing around. Of course I had a slight problem. I would getseriously aroused by this play. I think my buds noticed once but theynever seemed to mind. Oh well. This is out of my control. I don't. Smashing the gas pedal of my BMW, I raced to the hospital, driving to the edge of my- no, the car’s limit. Speed cameras, I hear you say? Funny, I didn’t notice any. Shutting the car door behind me, running as fast as I can, I made my way through the hospital. Darting through hallways, asking for directions impatiently, I finally saw John standing outside a door, anxiously waiting. Apologizing to him for the delay, and finding out that Nadine was with Jeanne, the two of us waited in that. "Sure buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no entry," said the agent."But I can prove I'm an American!" he exclaimed. "I have a picture of Ronald Reagan tattooed on one side of my butt and George Bush on the other." This I gotta see," replied the agent. With that, the guy dropped his pants and showed the agent his behind."By golly, you're right!" exclaimed the agent. "Have a safe trip back to Chicago."Thanks!" he said. "But how did you know I was from Chicago?"The agent replied, "I recognized. I went upstairs to the bathroom and was about to dump my dirty sports gear in the laundry hamper went I saw a pair of Sue's undies lying on top. I picked them up and was about to sniff them went I felt the dampness of the material. Carefully unfolding them I could still see the cum that had collected in the crotch. "Well well freshly fucked and totally tired. Too bad I wasn't here earlier" I thought. My dick was getting hard and I pulled off my shorts and began to rub the panties all over it. I.