I’d NEVER say a word to Howard. And besides, he is no slouch!”“Now we’re in ‘too much information’ territory!”“Oh give me a break! I d...on’t know anyone more secure in their manhood and sexuality than you are. If I told you Howard was a beast and made you look tame, you’d shrug your shoulders and not even think about it in the future. You don’t try to compete. And THAT is what makes you so good!”“Can we get back to the reason you wanted to talk?”“That IS the reason I wanted to talk, though I did. They kept at it until they had both reached orgasm a second time, then Jennifer reversed herself and the two girls kissed again, their lips and faces wet with each other's juices.Jennifer pulled herself free from Theresa's arms and slid off the bed. "Mmm, don't go," Theresa pleaded."A while back, I was snooping around in my dad's room, and I found this box of Mom's old stuff buried in the back of the closet. I took it, and Dad never said anything," Jennifer explained while sliding the box out. “You got my fucking money?”“Hey.” Bill clapped and whistled, causing Dante to glower at him with a raised brow. “Yeah, I meant you, Donnie Brasco. How the hell do you know where we live? And I thought you were supposed to call at midnight. It’s half past that.”“First thing: Donnie Brasco? Real fucking original,” Dante started. “Second thing: I’m the one that set the terms, so I can change them whenever I want, old man.”“Now who’s being original?” Bill said. “Old man? And you didn’t answer the. He approached tentatively as the Goofball fled the scene, laid a hand on my sagging shoulder and said in a lovely southern drawl, "Don't give up hope yet, little lezbo."I looked into his eyes, asked if he had a Milky Way, then, "Are you a doctor?" No, little muff diver, I'm Beauregard Hamhock... (mmmmmm hamhock.) I run a mobile enema service called, 'Tear you a New A-hole.' Business has been kinda slow since our latest name change, but back to your problems, little carpet muncher. All you have.
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