"But you almost cost me a big deal, and you certainly cost me money, which means the firm lost money, you know how much Harry hates that." That's the ...only reason that I'm not flaying you alive," she said stroking my neck with those long red nails of hers. "That and the fact that I have a wee challenge for you." Oh," I took her hands in mine and swung round on my chair so that we were facing. "What's that?" I've found you an artist who can immortalize you on canvas." So what's the challenge?" I. I don't know if we won or lost.I was still cautious about Kirby and his gang. I'd seen him in the hall a couple times and each time he'd pointed a finger at me and acted like it was a gun to shoot me. What could I do? Tell on him for pointing at me? I'm not quite that stupid.I don't know why I noticed him that Thursday afternoon. I guess because he and his gang were all piling into his car, some black monstrosity with flames painted on the side. He stood and watched me as I approached my bus. I picked up my phone and dialled the number of my best friend, Sarah, Sarah was very attractive, tall, big boobs, long blonde hair and i knew for a fact that she was very horny. I talked to sarah about my plans and she agreed to it. I couldn’t believe it, my plan was going to happen, i was about to give Garry the best birthday present he’ll ever get. I called Garry and told him to come home early for his birthday surprise, i didn’t tell him what was in store for him though, i wanted that to. The remote was also purple. Barney came to mind as a good name. I took off the stretchy top. My breasts were even getting excited. I removed my pants. I had to work harder at that since I’d been sweating out applications all day and I needed to bat them off with a stick. My bed lured me in, I loved pillows when I slept. But for my extracurricular activities I preferred to go bare. There is a sort of romance to masturbating. Ancient drawings depict mostly males masturbating because I guess it.