"Fifteen missiles leaped from his missile pack, flew the three hundred yards and slammed into the tank. One of the missiles lost its lock on the targe...t tank, and acquired the damaged tank. The missile plunged into the crew compartment and blew the remains across the battlefield.Ted checked his damage screen and saw his legs could not take another hit, so coming to a stop he said, "Spiders, repair legs and shield generator."Standing there, he watched the spiders go to work on repairing his legs. I had an MBA, but it might as well have stood for Master of the Bullshit Arts for all the respect it won me from him."Now, Dad," I said. "You know that sales have increased 75% since I came on board." That's just the upturn in the economy," he grumbled."What upturn in the economy?" I inquired sweetly. But I already knew that it wouldn't do any good to appeal to reason. Not with Daddy. Most of his brains are located... well, lets just say a little farther to the south than you'd normally expect. Bye!" Dee said. "I will. Bye Dee," Lisa hung up. * She carefully rolled a joint and lit up. She inhaled. As the smoke reached her lungs her anticipation began to rise. She knew this would be a fun, sexy evening. She heard the elevator door open. Ro entered. He was wearing emerald green silk shirt, dark slacks with faint vertical stripes, and white and black oxfords. He was wearing a medium brim hat. He was clean shaven. He removed his hat to reveal a short, sexy Obama-style haircut. . I nodded. “ It’s been five days since I had a p*o and I feel very full. Would you mind taking the plug out and holding the diaper so I can go number two”. I took another swig of vodka and handed her the bottle. “ I’m not sure”. I was reluctant in case I got it on my hands. “Its okay she said I got wet wipes and I’ll control the exit of any mess”. I saw her start to clench her stomach muscles and pull her knees up to her chest and a small pellet appeared. Suddenly a tube of shit wormed is way.