REVENGE #6: A newly married couple moved into their new home. The next day, the woman asked her husband “Darling, one of the pipes in the bathroom i...s leaking, could you please fix it?” The husband looked at his wife and said “What do I look like to you, Bob the Builder?” A few days later, the woman asked another favour from her husband “Honey, my car isn’t starting, can you drive me to the grocery store?” The husband looked at his wife and said “What do I look like to you, an Uber driver?” A. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full beard.“Are you the manager?” she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands. “Actually, no,” the man replied.“Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him,” she says, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.“I’m afraid I can’t,” breathes the bartender. “Is there anything I can do?”“Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message,” she. His woman. I knew I'd keep ourdate on Friday.As I left, I was trying to decide what to wear on Friday. I'd have to getfashion advice from Susan.Part TwoOnce out in the street I realised that I was lost. I made a note ofMaster Kurt's address and called for a mini cab. I was told that therewas an hour and a half wait. Dawn was already turning the horizon orangeso I decided to cancel the cab and walk to the main road to see if therewas a better option.As I walked down the street I was acutely. * * * * * * *"Shall I give her another ten lashes?" one of the bandits asked of his leader."No. There isn't time. Fifty is more than sufficient. The bitch will not forget this day in a hurry!" We should leave this place," said another voice, more gruff than the other two. "Our comrades will be deep in the forest by now." They'll be traveling slowly," the leader replied. "They have to carry Shona all the way to the river. We'll easily catch up with them." Still, we ought to depart," said the.
Read More