I’ll be right back,” he said, whispering in my ear and cuddling me possessively in his arms. He strode away, leaving me in shocked silence. Now wh...at would I do? I was struck dumb and my cheeks were flushed with having been caught on my own joke.Wayne, the bartender, brought another glass of wine and I sipped it immediately.“Everything all right?” he asked, leaning toward me.“Yes, fine, thanks, Wayne!” He smiled and went down the bar.In five minutes Brian was back, standing behind my chair and. ‘What about her?’, he replies... ‘that’s Michelle’I told my doctor that when I travel from country to country I have the urge to get drunk. She told me I’m a borderline alcoholic.A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down.A checkout chick walked up to him and said, “Your barracks door is open.”Not a phrase that men normally use, he went on his way looking a bit puzzled.When he was just about done shopping, a man came up and said, “Your fly is open.”He zipped up and finished his. ”James felt a slight peeing sensation come over his cock, which was becoming slightly limp now even as he felt more and more turned on. When he mentioned this to his mother feeling slightly ashamed, she told him not to worry, and that it was supposed to feel like that.“Can you take another finger in there, James?” Susan asked after he had squirmed from pleasure for a few more seconds.“I don’t know, mom,” even as he said this, his wet, slippery asshole clenched tightly around her finger. Yet. My twin brother and I wereplaying with each other as we did most nights before goingto sleep. I was giving Karl a moist hot blow job that he was enjoying by the moans coming from him. Karl'ships were moving in rapid motion under my breast. Thesame boobs and nipples that not 10 minutes before Karl had between his lips. He had the sticky liquid flowingin the center of my legs. I was so turned on tonightand I really did not know why. I had the feeling thatI was more than the center of just.