.Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age. As your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.-Phyllis DillerHousework can't kill you, but why tak...e a chance?-Phyllis DillerCleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing.-Phyllis DillerThe reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.-Phyllis DillerBest way to get rid of kitchen odours: Eat out.-Phyllis DillerA bachelor is a. But now he would, or else he'd think that this gift was costing me more than it truly was.Yes, he grew hard quickly enough. I glanced up to see his eyes--I wanted to see his face while I did this. Yes, he watched me. He was happy--I could tell. No, it wasn't hard for me to do this any more. Especially not with him so happy.When he kissed me when we were done, I definitely knew he was happy. And when he whispered "I love you," in my ear. No, we didn't talk about it, but he did declare me. "The voice stopped, but echoes seemed to hang in the air. All around me,there was a stifling silence as, like me, the other men processed whatwe'd all just heard. It was hard to know what was worse, the vitriol orthe promise of some lengthy but unspecified punishment. My innards seemedto twist in a knot at the thought that we were somehow going to betortured.But there was no time to dwell on that horrible thought, because thehateful voice was speaking again. "You can start by taking your. “Please tell me ... where I know you from” I asked her.She then proceeded to tell me. It all came back to me when she explained where we had met and the circumstances. She was a young 18 year old at the time.We had worked in the same building 10 years previously. I had been working very late. I thought that I was there on my own but I was surprised to find her still there. Seeing her struggling with the photocopier, I had helped her when she was getting very frustrated with her inability to.