. it’s a man thing.When you have stopped laughing be sure to forward this on to others who would enjoy a good story.This one is compliments of Anony...mous.An elderly Scottish Jew has decided to take it a little easier and take up golf so he puts his name down at the local Club. After a week he receives a message that his application has been turned down, so off he goes down to the Club to ask the reason why!Secretary: You are aware that this is a Scottish Golf Club?Scot: Aye, and I am as Scottish. She gave up, crawled out of bed and got dressed for work.She walked out to the kitchen to get a drink and stopped to stare at the fridge. Pinned to the fridge door with Dale’s spaceship magnets was an A3 size page. On it, Dale had drawn a great, big, red heart with the whiteboard marker.A purple arrow was stuck through it. In the top half were Terry’s initials and Dale’s were in the bottom half. Scrawled across the top of the page in his childish style and in blue ink, were the words, ‘I Love. She advised that her sister had been more than satisfied with my anal exercises and that her mother had told her that my cock was the “juiciest” one she had ever taken in any opening. She looked so cute when she used the word juiciest that I wanted to do her in the mouth right then and there. I managed to restrain myself and we made a date to do it during the field exercises the following week.I started off with the mother and humped her from behind standing up in the aisle like we were secret. Pulling back up to swirl my tongue around his foreskin, savoring the taste of his pupmix before plunging back down as his mighty orgasm finished. A sudden choke broke his trance as I pushed against his hips, falling off onto my butt as I spluttered, cum drooling down my chin, “I-! I-I need to talk to Scoutmaster Yoshi! H-He deserves to be happy too! He needs to tell Scoutmaster Aiden!”“WHAT THE FUCK KEITARO!?” Yoichi shook his head, wondering if I had gone loopy as I staggered, trying to stand.