Before I put it on I opened my toys drawer to decide which one I was going to put inside me. As it was only a short distance to the office I decided t...o try-out one of the butt plugs. Taking it out of the package I looked at it and then reached for the large tube of lubrication that I’d bought. My pussy may be permanently dripping these days but my butt hole wasn’t.I put a big blob of lube on my middle finger and started rubbing it around my sphincter. As my finger slowly started to go in I. .I whispered how horny it made me but got the cold shoulder...she got up and left in a hussy fit. I would have escorted her out but was too stiff to walk, figuring WTF, let her sool off a bit and continued to be mesmerised. I glanced over sating we should leave in a few minutes to buddies wife. Apparently they liked porn too as her hand was beneath a coat wanking her husband off.....she smiled and he cum in her hand by the body language. She removed her paw, it was slathered in white slime. She did not want one of us to spill his seed prematurely. Without a word, she gets on the bed on all fours side ways. She hands me a bottle of lube, and I know what to do, I penetrate her ass with my oily finger and have a fun time fingering her while I lube her. I go to lube my cock and Diana says "No Michael, I want Jamal's cock in me, I will suck yours but Jamal is the one I want to fuck me and fill me with cum." I felt a little hurt, but I did not blame her. Jamal lubes his giant organ. We. Confucius SayA kiss is just shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise.Confucius SayIt’s all right to sit on your pity pot every now and again. Just be sure to flush when you’re done.Confucius SayKilling two birds with one stone often ends with hate mail from the humane society.Confucius SayThe best way to save face, is to keep the lower part of it shut.Confucius SayTo make a long story short, don’t tell it.Confucius SayNever approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool.